I know for a fact I've only put a pound on since January, because I was weighed last week at the hospital. I'm pretty sure in January I didn't look like this.
The Mr took some shots of me for my other blog earlier and this is a 'reject' from those shots, as I certainly wouldn't want people to see this over there. I had no idea it had got this big. I knew it was getting bigger, but I didn't know it looked like this:
There it is, at the left side of the photo, just by my right hand. That thing jutting out at a weird angle like that. My bloody stomach.
You can see the narrowest part of me, just under my boobs. Those horizontal lines there are elastic, and just above that you can see the curve of my boob. That point there to where I've put the horizontal red line (above) is what has totally freaked me out. It's not normally dead flat, but it's not normally like that either!
Here, I've cropped, lightened and drawn a line around the outside of that thing so you can see better what I mean.
I wish I had one fully sideways-on to show you the monstrosity of that thing.
What the fuck is it?!
I'm a fat bird, but generally speaking my boobs stick out more or equal to my stomach. My fattest bit has always been below the belly button, not just under my boobs.
It's not a dodgy angle, that's me standing normally and not holding anything in. I had no idea it looked like that. We have no full length mirror here.
For comparison, this is what I looked like a little over a year ago, and I'm about the same weight now. It's not the best pic as the dots make your eyes go funny, but it doesn't look like I'm hiding an extractor fan under my top, like the other pictures do.
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| It's a fuzzy pic because I've 'borrowed' it off a mate from Facebook |
See, I was kinda straight up and down. Boobage sticking out about as much as the gut. I've deliberately chosen another kinda sideways on picture for comparison.
What the fuck?
Has anyone got any missing livestock?! Hahaha! Any missing cows in the area?
Now do you see why I think I might* be pregnant?
*Despite alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll probability.
Yes, just go ahead and call that shrink for me now. You know you wanna.
